A husband sends a text message to his wife at night.
Hi Love, I will get home late. Please try and clean up the home well.
And, make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.
Then he sends another text
And I forgot to tell you that I got a salary increment of up to 48%. At the end of the month, I am getting you a new car.
She then replies
“oh my darling, reaalllyyy’
” No i just wanted to be sure you got my first two messages. AWUFF GO KILL YOU.