• A bro must never hold another bro’s hand for more than 3 seconds except in emergencies or prayers
  • A bro must never look at another bro’s sister except in a sisterly manner; she is also his sister
  • A bro must always defend his fellow bro in the public but set them right privately when in the wrong
  • A bro must never look at another bro while licking ice cream, or lick his lips while at it
  • Bros don’t set other Bros up on blind dates. If a Bro does want to introduce a Bro to a girl, they must show the Bro photos and in no way dress it up and over sell it
  • Bros don’t giggle
  • When in doubt, a bro asks fellow bros
  • A Bro Always Admits When He Farted
  • All bro’s are distracted by the number 69
  • A bro never wears a new set of boxers daily
  • A Bro never publicly reveals how many women he’s slept with, and never reveals how many women another Bro has slept with
  • A bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro
  • Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a team and supports them until his dying breath.
  • A Bro is not required to remember another Bros birthday
  • Bros before hoes remains a constant in all countries

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